Why in the hell would a person need 300 plastic Easter eggs when they only have one child and only have that one child part-time?
That person being, of course, me. Seriously, what was I thinking? I got the eggs out today to start filling. I poured them out and figured we don't want to hide anymore than 60 so I'll count that out... get to 60 and have a bajillion left so I decided to count them and there are over 300. !!!
We have ONE CHILD. Why do I have so many Easter eggs?!??!