I love the thought of April Fools' Day, but I haven't pranked anyone in awhile. I used to have a ton of fun with it but haven't been inspired for years. You know what's a good one? Put confetti in someone's car's vents. That way, when they turn on the heater or A/C, depending on where you are, they get a face full of confetti. That's funny.
I decided that Fridays would be my day off from cleaning and all that super exciting stuff, and usually I would leave the house to pick Punk up from school at 1:15 but today she has a birthday party so I don't have to go get her until 6 and I don't know what I'm going to do with all my time.
Download apps on the new phone? Okay! Anyone have any good apps I need to get? I already have Angry Birds, don't fret.
Butter cake is consuming my thoughts. I imagine this is what it would be like to have withdrawals from drugs, only minus the physical effects because I'm not that bad. Yet.
You know that smell when you turn your heater on for the first time that year? Did you know that if you put a toaster in the cupboard and don't use it for four years or more, the first few days of using it again, it smells like the first time using the heater but times, like, three hundred? Also, there is very little in this world that is worse than an over-toasted Pop Tart.
Hospitals are ridiculous in the amount they charge people. What do they think they are doing, saving a life? Oh, maybe. Good point.
We are doing our taxes tomorrow. Talk about procrastination. When you owe money nearly every year, taxes are something you want to put off as long as possible. Here's hoping we can at least even things out this year. Maybe get enough back to buy me some butter cake.
Have a great weekend everyone! And if you pull any good pranks today, let me know about it. I'll live vicariously through you. How's that?