Dear Mother Nature,
I have a few things I need to discuss with you. Approximately 3" of things, to be specific. Meet me by the flagpole at 2:30, and don't tell the principal.
I'm sorry, but it's MAY 24th!! NOT snow time anymore! Oh, and I totally didn't take this picture because I'm too mad to take any pictures - evidence of this disgusting act shall not be documented on my camera. I found it on KSL.com.